Apples for Apples

Ma dragged us to Apple Store because she got the iphone and doesn't know how to use it. 'Dragged' meaning raining outside, Mom of course in heels, both of us tromping up and down sopping wet and fungus crawling subway stairs, and schlepping her purse, laptop, 3 hard drives, me, and the stroller.  What's comical about it all is I've mastered my Dad's iPhone so this trip was completely unecessary, but she won't let me touch hers to fix it.  Go figure.

I walked in plotting the perfect tantrum to throw and embarrass my Mother.  However right when I took a deep breath to let out an amazing high pitched yelp I spotted a Kid's computer section! Finally!  Did they set this up in preparation for my arrival?  My golden opportunity finally presented itself.  Ma wont let me use her equipment to prove I'm capable but she can't stop me from using these! 


Ma selected the computer and I bellied on up. 


Of course. She sits me right next to the smart asian kid... she knew exactly what she was doing. Regardless of how tech savvy I may be, nothing looks impressive in comparison to his HTML code writing gibberish. 

And to think....My own Mother... setting me up for failure.

What's this? A faint glimmer of hope? These are my people! Dora, Diego, Wonder Pets... don't fail me now.

That's right kid... you like that? You're not the only one with tricks up his sleeves. 

                  

Ma you seeing this?

Sure kid, you may know the ins and outs of every operating system, but can you dominate this evil dragon to save Lady Dora, by perfectly tapping the space bar?  

 Go ahead, send your muscle, try to intimidate me.... 

And yet another man in a suit come to spy on my skills...

Heh? Did I hear  a YAWN over my left shoulder? He's not impressed?

What's this? Smart asian dude can design and troubleshoot internal computer networks AND help Dora save the crystal kingdom?

 This is a conspiracy!!!